Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crotchronaut

A male for whom sexual contact with a female is so rare, he views intercourse as cosmic or surreal.

"You actually fucked that crotchronaut? Wow, that must have been an outta this world experience for him."

"The pathetic crotchronaut ended up taking his mother to the prom again".

by Squeaked Moose October 20, 2011

crotchrot

If you leave a wet bathing suit on too long, your penis will develop a painful rash

Aw man, this crotchrot is killing me, ill be waddling for the rest of the day.

by George Duffy May 4, 2005

crotchrot

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.

I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

crotchalogical

the logic of the crotch

We chose to put this in crotchalogical order because it shows the order of my penis's preference.

by Happy Loman December 21, 2008

crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

by crowbone August 15, 2004