croquet

An excuse for college students to dress preppy and drink beer.

Croquet is the shit!

by unknown November 14, 2003

criquette

The epitome of AWESOMENESS! This is a truly genuine and kind person. She always motivates and inspires others to be just as awesome. She is a great friend and confidante. And she is the sunshine that rays around us all.

I went to Criquette's house. I went to an awesome house!

by Bug241 January 15, 2017

crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague September 28, 2008

roquette

The way saps spell rocket

Could have gone to the moon with the amount of roquette on that burger.

by powbox March 22, 2013

octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.

"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"

by WTFAWTA December 20, 2022

crocketted

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.

Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.

by omfgsam November 20, 2007

coquette

a woman whom involves herself with a man without hopes long long term results; slut; flirt

That coquette is such a dick-tease.

by Kris April 22, 2003