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cropdusting

the act of tying a women up to a chair and jerking off into a fan that is facing her.
so i was cropdusting this chick last night.... i think she might be blind now
by curtities February 3, 2008
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cropdusted

When a fully clothed woman walks by you and her breasts quickly rub against your body because she needs to squeeze through a tight space or because she wants to give you a quick example of the firmness of her breasts. The breasts swipe you like a credit card being swiped.
"When Peggy was moving from the bar to the dance floor she cropdusted me." or "When Annya was climbing out of the fire engine, she cropdusted me." or "Tasha likes to cropdust everyone." or "Amanda likes to cropdust me in private."
by Mike Yeranno July 20, 2005
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Cropdust

When you cum and you use toilet paper to clean up but the leftover cum and toilet paper is still stuck on your dick
Alf's cropdust made me jizz in my panties
by jbp3 March 22, 2015
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When a douche bag don't know how to shut his mouth, and you power kick them right on their taint. You can only succesfully complete a cropdust if you send their nuts into their throat during the kick.
Kevin was talking shit on John so John cropdusted him and now Kevin has to ride around in a mong chariot cuz he won't be able to walk until he's 30.
by briansnat December 28, 2005
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Cropious

Twice as much as copious! Double the abundance double the quantity.
I smoked a cropious amount of weed and now I cant ....
by Yodafoxy June 13, 2021
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Cropdusting

Verb - The practice of Cropdusting is when you pass gas just before a rollercoaster speeds up - making your gas “fertilise” the “field” of people behind you.
“Hey man, I just cropdusted the entire ride, it was fucking hilarious

“Did you hear Matt’s intending on cropdusting everyone at Alton Towers?”
by Linden2K September 10, 2021
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Cropdust Kamikaze

When you're about to sit on the toilet and you fart right before sitting down so that the fart cloud is at nose level, effectively giving yourself a cropdust.
I just went to take a massive dump and accidentally gave myself a Cropdust Kamikaze. It was like sitting in a poisonous cloud.
by TukTukPirate July 3, 2022
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