The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.
Omg, that egg got cronched
She got bowspammed so much she cronched
My will to live got cronched
I want to cronch you
She got bowspammed so much she cronched
My will to live got cronched
I want to cronch you
by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020
Get the Cronchmug. The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024
Get the Cronchmug. by FloofGremlin January 29, 2023
Get the Cronchmug. The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.
“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”
by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019
Get the Cronchmug. by Tizflint March 24, 2019
Get the cronchmug. New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.
Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.
by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 24, 2018
Get the Cronchmug. by Big P Junior July 2, 2024
Get the Cronchmug.