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Cronch

A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.
"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."
by CronchMaster3000 September 13, 2024
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Cronch

New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.
Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.
by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 24, 2018
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Cronch

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.
“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”
by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019
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cronch

When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so
by Tizflint March 24, 2019
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Cronch

When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions
That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch
by Cronch giver February 24, 2019
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Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.
Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you
by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020
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Cronch

(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)
Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)
by Big P Junior July 2, 2024
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