A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.
It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".
Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".
Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."
Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"
Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".
Guy two: "dayam".
Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"
Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".
Guy two: "dayam".
by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 14, 2008
Get the crogers mug.One who sits from a distance, continually commenting on what other people are talking about. Loves to hear the sound of his or her voice above all things, even though the words out of their mouths offer nothing of substance to the conversation. Has the annoying tendency of repeating the same thing over and over and over.
Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.
by joeboo! October 21, 2012
Get the Crower mug.The distant stare coupled with a lack of motivation to sleep, eat, or defecate. This state is usually brought on by all night coding sessions trying to chase after that last bug. Applicable to web and application programmers alike.
When they finally broke down the door, they found poor Joe long gone his face frozen in a classic coders glaze fingers still grasping the mouse as an angry 404 error stared back at him from the screen.
by onoipooped January 16, 2011
Get the coders glaze mug."Man, I took such a massive cloder in your toilet... You may need to renovate the basement of your house
by Clader November 13, 2012
Get the Cloder mug.Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
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Get the clam choder mug.1. A christian Rock band
2. performers/creators of O Praise Him, Open Skies, Our Love is Loud, and more
3. The Leader (David Crowder) created the book Praise Habits
4. An awsome band with wonderful music in the lyrics and the tune
5. members: David Crowder, Jason Solley, B-Wack, Mike Hogan, Jack Parker, Mike D.
2. performers/creators of O Praise Him, Open Skies, Our Love is Loud, and more
3. The Leader (David Crowder) created the book Praise Habits
4. An awsome band with wonderful music in the lyrics and the tune
5. members: David Crowder, Jason Solley, B-Wack, Mike Hogan, Jack Parker, Mike D.
by hehe =) March 2, 2005
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