Crochet

The collective noun for a group of angry possums

When they attacked, it was not one or two, it was a crochet of angry possums

by theJonnyboyP January 14, 2022

crotchety

Bill Nye in an airport.

"Bill was looking so old and angry, well old isn't the right word-"
"Crotchety."
"Yeah, crotchety"

by MerBudd March 15, 2023

crochet people

Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them

“Crochet people are the fittest people in earth”

“Very very true, I’d hit”

by Illstickmytoesinyourface June 10, 2023

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

Crochet

When a male puts their ear in a females anus and you can hear the noise of the ocean

Did you guys crochet last night?

by Lukey46 April 29, 2024