Cock Critter

An individual with the personality and characteristics of a genital crab.
One who is annoying and parasitic in nature.

"Check out my crazy cousin Bob. He lives with my grandparents, doesn't pay them rent, eats their food, and sleeps all of the time!"

by vballhunk May 31, 2005

crispy critter

When someone has gone to the tanning bed to a point when they are dark beyond any human recognition.

That tanning bed mama who toasted her child is one crispy critter.

by electricjam420 July 22, 2012

Clitty-litter

Residual toliet paper around Clitoris.

When I was performing cunnilingus, I found pink toliet paper aka Clitty-litter.

by Dr. Clit September 22, 2009

clitty bison

A Clitty Bison is a rare breed of frog that is native to Mt Everest. It is often found in the higher regions and has been sighted as high as 8,300m. Originally sighted in 2008 by Ewan Melville (British) there has since been a reported 17 sightings of the Clitty Bison.

Since it's discovery, the Clitty Bison has been occasionally used as an insult referring to those who are inappropriate.

Eg "Mitch, you can't say that you Clitty Bison"

I can't believe we were lucky enough to see a Clitty Bison

by Meek H February 26, 2014

Critter Christmas

How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.

Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.

by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2004

critter-critter

Critter-critter is a game played mostly in the southern states. A even amount of boy and girl players play. When someone sees roadkill on the road, they yell out "CRITTER-CRITTER!" If a boy yells it out, all the girls must take off one article of clothing. Critter-critter.

Jacob, Johnny, Lindsey, and Chelsae are playing critter-critter at night while driving down the highway. Chelsae sees a smashed armadillo and screams critter-critter. Jacob and Johnny take off their pants.

by lil_coleman September 28, 2005

clitty mcgiggle-pants

nymphomaniac; slut; female of questionable morals

Dude, she's a total "Clitty McGiggle-pants". Just blow in her ear and you're there.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 9, 2008