crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

by Toochie May 26, 2006

crickety

A short bigheaded loud annoying person

Craig is deffinetly crickety just look at him

by junkies fan, bowie, md July 2, 2003

Crickety

A dark, shadowy place where bugs and other bad shit live.

Be careful! That crickety corner is full of spiders.

by CricketyChick April 22, 2017

crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.

look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.

by gay-potato December 10, 2019

Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman

The Crotchety Old Man is pants

by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008

crotchity

A description given to a man when he looks to be genitally endowed simply by looking at him through some sort of clothing and not necessarily naked.

While Gocita and Joel were working out at the gym, Joel leaned over and whispered, "Girl, did you see that guy over there by the bench presses? He is crotchity for days! Loves it!"

by Goce December 7, 2006

crotchery

Of or pertaining to the crotch region

My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.

by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007