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Clipped

Just barely hitting, scratching, or skimming across something. Usually related to a vehicle accident.
I just clipped that truck!

The helicopter clipped the side of the building.
by Dalekman March 29, 2010
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Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs
Katy Jones is a crippled wank
by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019
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oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
by Liz February 20, 2005
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Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.
Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.
by Morgrave December 7, 2010
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crippled white snow leopard

The nursing home version of the female cougar (women in their 40's who like men 10+ years younger). The Crippled White Snow Leopard is after the Snow Leopard. The order is: Cougar, Puma, Snow Leopard & Crippled White Snow Leopard.
We just set Grandpa up in a sweet retirement community. Dad and I visited last weekend and there was a Crippled White Snow Leopard trying to get my dad's phone number for a hook-up.
by CougarishPuma April 10, 2014
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Crimped

That guy is crimped

Those floral sheets are so crimped
by Premium BN22 June 9, 2019
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clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.
by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005
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