Cringicism

(Noun) The act of posting staged, attention-hungry content online in a desperate attempt for validation, usually ends in secondhand embarrassment.

When the brand deals dry up and she starts posting ‘sleeping prank’ videos fully glammed in makeup whilst pretending to be fast asleep, that’s pure cringicism.

by Joe Smiff June 10, 2025

Criniti

Men have naught to fear, but women.... gird your uterus. Made of dark purple misty smoke, a criniti is vicious in his attacks. The high pitch of a women's voice is his signal that his prey is near. As a closet vaper he can cloak himself in his own smoke. His battle cries include the following, " make me a sandwich" or " go get pregnant. " He stashes all his unfortunate victims in a hidden mopar he keeps out in the boonies. A criniti is not to be taken lightly, all females be advised keep a spare sandwich near to throw in the opposite direction in case a criniti comes after YOU.

I kept my sandwich beside just like you said mom, and when he appeared yelling, "the house isn't up to my standards!" I tossed my sandwich SO far to the other side. It worked just liked you said mom! Thanks for the emergency criniti kit, I was so close to being crinitied! Whew.

by Avionics unite October 21, 2016

Chinitis

What a tall Chinese dude has when he comes into your office trying to claim niggeritis. niggeritis

I ate too much, I got da itis. No you have Chinitis! niggeritis

by DULA December 8, 2016

Chintitis

When someone has such a sharp chin, so sharp you have no choice but to shake their chin rather than hand as a greeting.

Oh hi friend, why is your chin so sharp? Do you have ChinTitis?

by Zach<3pei May 7, 2018

chintitis

Chintitis, a variation of hepatitis, refers to an inflammatory condition of a person's chin, resulting in an overly long or sharp chin.

Hey why the long face? Are you down with chintitis?

by Zach<3pei April 4, 2018

cringative

A person that cringes a lot. Not necessarily cringy but cringes to things a lot and over the top.
Comes from the connection between cringey and talky

Therefore the same principal comes from talkative and cringative

*Something minorly / not cringy at all happens*
Person 1: *cringes over the top*
Person 2: Person 1 is so cringative
Person 3: Yeah, ikr

by OgreInASwamp June 30, 2018

cringital

Cringe + digital, an adjective that is used to describe modern solutions based on digital technologies when there’s basically no need for them, or when the whole digital thing is absolutely pointless.

-Omg I’m gonna have a 360 camera for photoshoots on my wedding!!! I’ll also have a instagram live from it!!!
-Girl calm down that’s absolutely cringital, everyone hates such cameras
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-You can watch a Kanye West performance with VR just for 300$, that cringital shit is a total ripoff

by aa_gerych September 28, 2021