criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Crimson Bile

Massachusetts band formed in 2006. They have been compared to Linkin Park, Rage Against the Machine, Rehab and other great musical acts. However, comparisons can’t begin to describe this unique talented band that skillfully mixes metal, rock and rap for a sound that is truly their own and is adored by their ever-growing fan base.

The band is comprised of vocalists - Matt Joyce and Tony Santilli, guitarist- Chris Burrows, bassist – Donny Hayes and drummer – Sean Duby.

The members bring varied styles and influences to create the band’s recognizable sound which combined with the creative lyrics allows for their fans to be exposed to moving music that in someway resonates with all who hear it and gets their heads bobbing in the process.

The band is set to release their new studio album in 2010.

The Crimson Bile show on Saturday rocked!

by CrimsonBileBabe October 5, 2009

Crimping

A form of scat singing usually performed as a duo. First invented and developed by Vince Noir and Howard Moon. Often Characterized by lines of interconnecting verse usually referencing abstract imagery, concepts and characters.

He is crimping on stage right now.
At tea she showed everyone how well she could crimp.

The Soup Song

Soup, soup,
A tasty, soup, super spicy,
Carrot and coriander,
Chilli chowder,
Crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth,
I am gazpacho, oh,
I am a summer soup, mmm,
Miso, Miso, fighting in the dojo, Miso, Miso,
Oriental prince in the land of soup!

by Dan Harding January 6, 2009

Criminalien

a person who has entered the U.S. illegally, mainly from Mexico, occasionally Central or South America, and is a burden to society, i.e., here to commit crimes and exploit the benefits offered to legal citizens which are earned through paying city, state, and federal taxes. :)

"....and it is estimated that a half-billion dollars are spent every year on these criminaliens for emergency services, welfare, WIC programs, incarceration, graffiti-removal, et cetera, in California alone."

Thanks to 'criminaliens' even black and white Californians now know how to park on their front lawns and create candle-memorials at all fatal, auto accident sites. Gracias.

by Jessica Alba, ex-mexican January 27, 2010

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

smoke criminal

A common phrase used to refer to Jack Yip AKA Stewie2K who plays professional CounterStrike. He got the alias after appearing on the ESEA scene where he was infamous for pushing through smokes, surprising veteran CS players, whom had never seen such aggression on CS in a long time.

Stewie2K is back at it again, the smoke criminal, pushing through HIS OWN smoke.

by TheDefinitionNazi March 1, 2018

war criminal

someone that commits crimes related to war

matthew morrison is a war criminal. he destroyed the amazon

by matthew morrison hate account October 31, 2020