The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.
Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.
by teh collective January 13, 2010
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when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.
by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013
Get the brown crayon mug.when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."
- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?
by j-$$ January 1, 2009
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Get the crayon eater mug.Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!
by Eurobug October 20, 2010
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