pole crawler

An ugly stripper, a fat stripper

YO dude that pole crawler has quite the mug on her !!!

by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006

Anal Craver

One who craves the delights of anal spelunking, buttsecks, or anal sex in general, while possibly in the presence of a cornhole crusader.

I heard that Josh is an anal craver, he had ten different boys last week.

by 171717171010weeds May 31, 2007

Blanket Crawler

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).

Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

crawler

Australian slang, someone wishing to be the teacher's favorite

<teacher>come up here Jack

<kids> crawler!crawler! Jack is a crawler

by Starr June 3, 2004

Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 27, 2009

log-crawler

A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.

You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.

by JoshinLVNY June 3, 2018

carpet crawler

Crack Smoker, possibly of the middle-class, caucasian, club-going, loser variety. The people I heard use this expression won't actually use the word "crack", because - well...denial. It refers to the "end of the buzz" ritual of looking for leftovers to extend the party. Gross.

After Betty's Blue Star, we went to this after hours party, but it was full of carpet crawlers.

by Mr_Doodlebugg January 24, 2004