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"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"
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"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"
"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."
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"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"
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-noun
1. Incredibly timid and a massive coward. Emphasis on the superlatives in the previous sentence; this phrase is the pinnacle of all derogatory remarks regarding a person's cowardice.
-verb phrases
1. to be a craven cur: This could replace any insult that would otherwise be considered too obnoxious or inappropriate at the time being. If your friend buys milk instead of orange juice, instead of yelling "you fucking idiot!" at him, you could say "craven cur!"
1. Incredibly timid and a massive coward. Emphasis on the superlatives in the previous sentence; this phrase is the pinnacle of all derogatory remarks regarding a person's cowardice.
-verb phrases
1. to be a craven cur: This could replace any insult that would otherwise be considered too obnoxious or inappropriate at the time being. If your friend buys milk instead of orange juice, instead of yelling "you fucking idiot!" at him, you could say "craven cur!"
-noun
John: What have you done!
Jane: Well, I snuck into your house, ambushed your family, and didn't even give them a chance to fight back.
John: Craven cur!
-verb phrases
John: I brought milk home!
Jane: You craven cur! I told you to bring orange juice!
John: What have you done!
Jane: Well, I snuck into your house, ambushed your family, and didn't even give them a chance to fight back.
John: Craven cur!
-verb phrases
John: I brought milk home!
Jane: You craven cur! I told you to bring orange juice!
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A name for a student who is enrolled in the Crane School of Music at SUNY Potsdam. This term applies to the nerdiest of all music nerds: those students who can not make conversation without including a cheesey music joke or discussion of the latest piece they are working on.
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