crounch

A dirty, nasty, stenchy, raunchy, smelly vagina.

That hoe was asking me to go down on her, but I was like no bitch you have a serious case crounch.

by Dairy_Moo_Cow May 4, 2014

coochie crunch

Close friends or inseparable; buddies, or best friend

Watch what you say in front of Carlos. He and the boss are all coochie crunch with eachother. They're homies

by Carlos the Comic March 30, 2017

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

by jools222 June 11, 2008

Dinosaur crunch

The best ice cream ever. Period. End Of Story. Blue Vanilla, Marshmallows, Oreos. I win. Dinosaur crunch wins. Whoever has had it wins. Whoever hasn't had it loses. It's almost like having an orgy in your mouth. With hott girls too. No other guys...just hott girls.

Dinosaur crunch eater: Dude, have you ever tried Dinosaur crunch?

Non-dinosaur crunch eater: No, why?

Dinosaur crunch eater: God your a dbag.

by J Tizzle Televizzle August 26, 2006

crunchy sock

Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:

1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.

Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.

Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"

Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009