crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

by Toochie May 26, 2006

crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.

look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.

by gay-potato December 10, 2019

Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman

The Crotchety Old Man is pants

by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008

crotchetta

a doll often found will snippings of the hair missing. a naked barbie with short wirey hair, and has spanish words written on the forhead.

yesterday i found that crotchetta on my sisters floor it was naked covered in hola's.

by tootsiRoll123 October 26, 2009

Clatchetty

A clatchet who acts in a positive manner.

This girl be actin straight clatchetty tonight bra!

by Ashrabets August 18, 2013

Crutchet

A person who is both ratchet and crunk

Woah man, that chick was super Crutchet Yesterday!
Yea, I saw the hoe in the bra and underwear blacked out on the floor.

by yoloma October 15, 2013

Cratchiting

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge

"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"

by Menolikie December 24, 2013