crapitalism

Use of political favor, force, or position to benefit a for-profit business, but calling it "free-market". Similar to "mercantilism" from Colonial times, where the success of a business depended on the power of The Crown. Use of "crapitalism" is meant to be disparaging, but can also be used to show the difference between actual free market enterprises and those that depend on government support.

Dude A: "Those big Wall Street banks makin' all that smack when I ain't got a job is why capitalism sucks." Dude B: "Da big bankers work in crapitalism. They'd be out of business if it wasn't for all that help they get from The Man."

by scratchgolf November 16, 2009

Capish

Do you understand?, Do I make myself clear?

It's the only thing you can do about it, capish.

by Light Joker March 11, 2006

Craisian

Crazy person of asian decent. Usually found in large groups,causing car accidents, or doing funny exercises in public.

Did you see that! that Craisian just put on his right turn signal and went left!

by mezkicksass December 13, 2007

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

crapify

To render something crappy; to make something not as enjoyable

"Dude, that fool is really crapifying this party."

by Ryan May 24, 2003

sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.

Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.

by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008

capisc

Do you understand?
Short for 'capisci'

Tony: I want you to leave Little Carmine alone, capisc?

by R91184 July 21, 2006