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Cranking

"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"
by Ricky Miller December 27, 2008
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Channing

An inimitable man who may steal your heart. He has a passion for living and loving. This man makes an effort to improve himself. He is outgoing but also very private. He has a childlike way about him, learning and enjoying every moment. A channing is likely to be a man who seeks adventure and inspiration.

He loves music and listens to bluegrass and really knows how to dance :)

A man that if you fall in love with him, your heart will be forever his, even if your mind and body are forced to move on. A channing is kind and helpful and means no harm in his heartbreaks.

If you have the chance to be with one take it, it will be worth potential broken heart.
A trip backpacking through africa would be so channing

A man who loves with his heart and soul
by smash82 January 23, 2011
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cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.
Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.
by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017
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channing

a very cute boy who is really fun to be around. he sometimes acts like a five year old, but he probably treats girls the right way. as a very mature young man, he is talented in many areas. he is gifted and extremely loveable. this boy would have to be the highlight of every party.
I wish I could find a channing.
by gottabeme April 17, 2009
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Cranking

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.
'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'
by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009
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Channing Tatum

Model/Actor that is actually smart and can read. Was on "CSI", "MTV's Fashionably Loud" and will be on two upcoming episodes of the OC.
by Diane February 12, 2005
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Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022
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