Crankster Gangster

Used to describe that kind of dude who is normally soft as medicated cotton but soon as he gets high turns into ol billy badass. Equivalent to a drunk being 10 feet tall and bulletproof

Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster

by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018

Crackstar

Crackstar: A professional cracker, A white male living the American dream.

Look at Ryan, he is a Crackstar just living the dream in Oregon.

by Ryan McCray October 11, 2012

colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus

Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015

Crankshank

An Asian Bogan that can somtimes resemble an emo. EXTREMELY loud.

Doesn't know how or when to shut up.

Does mad Chili shits.

Burning asshole.

Dude, Look at the Crankshank kid. Is that emo kid Asian or bogan? That lad's weird bro.

by Mad asian at the library February 26, 2009

chanksta

A chanksta is a cross between a chav and a gangster. Meaning chav-gangsta. Usually people who are gangsta wannabes who are actually chavs.

Gangster 1- Look a him over there, with his white reebok classics and his burberry cap, and hes got a giant gold belcher chain, he's trying to be just like us gangsters.
Gangster 2- Omg he's such a chanksta, he's a wannabe, he wants to be like us!

by Wenzdaii&+Brodiie July 7, 2008

Crankshaft Bowl

A bowling tournament held by all the school districts in Ohio annually. It is most notably played between Centerville school district and Blue Valley school district. The winner gets the Edward R. Crankshaft memorial trophy. The trophy travels from year to year depending on who won it last. Centerville has won it the most times.

Ed: (jumping up and down in excitement) We won again! The Crankshaft Bowl is ours!! Take that Blue Valley schools!!

Roger: (running back and forth down the bowling lanes screaming) Centerville rocks! Centerville rocks!!

Elmer: (gets a real stern look on his face) Roger, shut up! So we won, big deal! I don't want to hear another word about it you hear me?

Roger: (is hurt by the sterness of Elmer's voice, begins to cry) I'm sorry, I just got excited.

Max: (really mad, blue steam coming out of his ears) You won't be so lucky next time, Crankshaft! Next time, Blue Valley is taking that trophy back to Ashtabula.

Ed: Easy, you'll win it someday, trust me. Just don't get so excited over it.

Steve: Yeah, take it easy. This is the Crankshaft Bowl. You're supposed to have fun with it.

Ed: (holding the trophy like a dumbell, crunching his bicep) Sweet victory! Burgandy and gold rule and navy and powder blue drool! (sets the trophy down and pumps his fist in the air three times)

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 7, 2011