Cranchie

Also known as a majestic Alexandra. A best friend who knows her way through a good hotdog.

I saw Cranchie yesterday, what an amazing sight.

by Dallasdickdown November 23, 2021

Cranchie

A majestic person also known as an Alexandra. Someone who knows there way around a hotdog and smells like sweet onions on a hot day.

Wow, she’s a Cranchie

by Dallasdickdown November 23, 2021

rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018

colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus

Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015

Crankshank

An Asian Bogan that can somtimes resemble an emo. EXTREMELY loud.

Doesn't know how or when to shut up.

Does mad Chili shits.

Burning asshole.

Dude, Look at the Crankshank kid. Is that emo kid Asian or bogan? That lad's weird bro.

by Mad asian at the library February 26, 2009

Crancha

A word used to substitute for pussy, vagina, the "c" word, vag, etc. Derived from the mind of Kacey. Can also double as a greeting.

As an insult:
"You are a filthy crancha!"

As a greeting:
"CRANCHA!"

by Kacey Fullafel October 31, 2008

Crankhole

Another word for rectum.

Oh bro, I could totally fit a beer bottle in her filthy Crankhole.

Me and the bros just got done running train on Nancy's Crankhole.

by Cadillac_Zach February 21, 2010