Crank

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)

I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.

by Lenny734 April 3, 2009

Crank

A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank

My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.

It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.

I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.

by YTL2000 May 19, 2009

Crank

A verb. To craftily masturbate or wank, usually in the same room as peers.

Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.

by DeanCleversupid December 29, 2009

Crank

1 Australian Slang: To Masterbate

2. Kickass movie with the legend that is Jason Statham.

1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.

2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.

by Pariahzero June 1, 2009

Crank

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.

Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.

by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010

Crank

Cool; Awesome; Sick

Guy 1: "Did you just see that Kickflip?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude. It was totally crank!"

by Barry Walters May 12, 2011

Crank

English word deriving from the combination of 'cry' and 'wank' (slang for masturbation) to denote the fact that the masturbation is rooted in deep sadness and is the poor man's rendition of drinking one's sorrows away

She left me again, I'll just have a crank and fall asleep tonight.

by The white black March 29, 2016