crackplot

(N.) A story plot which is so outlandish, the reader might be persuaded that the author was on crack. If actually written, rather than simply speculated upon, will almost always result in crackfic. What sometimes happens when an author throws the plotbunnies a carrot.

Author 1: *explains story idea in great detail*
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.

by Lady Norbert and Neko Zhaniel July 7, 2008

Crackbooking

It is when a person is addicted to facebook, has no conscious awareness of surroundings. being on facebook 24/7 always refreshing home page to see if things have change. instant chatting with the person in same room/house. also, checking farms, cities, western, frontier towns games constantly sending requests!!!

"Jenny has a crackbooking problem."

" She has been crackbooking on her iPhone for the last 4 hours."

by stallbuddie#2 January 26, 2012

Crackacoldonewiththeboysiosis

The addiction to cracking a cold one with the boys

I recently got crackacoldonewiththeboysiosis from cracking too many cold ones with the boys

by C1iff June 13, 2017

Crackcoon

A crackhead whom enjoys playing in McDonald's garbage sheads

Jerry the crackcoons are in the garbage shead again. So if you go out there bring a stick.

by Chakin lover May 5, 2019

Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.

Most politicians are maniac crackpot douchebags.

by oldhoss December 25, 2020

crackerology

the study of ignorant white people, and their natural habitat --the trailer parks

My friends and I were researching the contemporary study, crackerology in a local trailer park.

by Ciearrra August 31, 2010

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).

"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"

by J' Rock April 25, 2006