released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.

Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015

crackstituents

People who vote for a candidate irregardless of their crack smoking or other ilicet behaviors

Jim: I cannot believe that Mayor Ford won that election
Bob: Well, He would have never won had it not been the large turn out of crackstituents

by what about bob? November 11, 2013

crackitute

a prostitute that is addicted to crack, also know as crack whore

me and my boys went rollin lookin for cheap crackitutes

by hondaguy January 1, 2003

crackstrap

1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.

I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.

by Legendary Films October 20, 2004

Crackstar

Crackstar: A professional cracker, A white male living the American dream.

Look at Ryan, he is a Crackstar just living the dream in Oregon.

by Ryan McCray October 11, 2012

crackstache

The residue left behind after one snorts crack cocaine, so dubbed because of its reseamblance to a mustache.

Mike got arrested the other day because the cop saw his crackstache.

by Sajek January 12, 2008

crackstar

The Blue Rockstar energy drink... it might actually have crack in it

That crackstar is straight crack

by Billy Bluntz April 30, 2007