crackliosis

An exaggerated cracking of your bones.

The doctor said I had crackliosis.

by JCrack December 7, 2006

crackling

Bit of crackling: An attractive young woman. Somewhat outdated. Used to be popular until circa 1970s.

She's a nice bit of crackling.

by mrmugwump September 24, 2006

crackpipe

hungry? grab a snickers.

bored? grab a crackpipe.

Shit man.. have you seen my crackpipe? i've been looking for it all day.

by ching0 April 11, 2004

cracklins

Fried pork rinds usually with hot sauce drippin off that shit.

Aye, my nigga lemme get some of the cracklins!!

by Smileytattoos July 7, 2006

Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.

Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.

by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003

lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .

"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"

by Daver443 October 30, 2006

Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010