Definitions by JCrack

Asshole 

A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."

Allie is an asshole.

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Asshole by Jcrack April 29, 2013

crackliosis 

An exaggerated cracking of your bones.

The doctor said I had crackliosis.

crackliosis by JCrack December 10, 2008

crackliosis 

An exaggerated cracking of your bones.

The doctor said I had crackliosis.

crackliosis by JCrack December 7, 2006