Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

wise cracking

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008

Cracking on

Flirtation with someone, whether it be someone known rather well, or a stranger you've decided looks pleasing to the eye.

Nah, let him keep cracking on, it's highly amusing.

by harroface January 2, 2011

Cracking a tinny

Opening and drinking from a tin can of beer

My friend how about cracking a tinny?

by J The Don October 14, 2010

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

cracking wrack

An absolutely divine pair of voluptuous tittays

John: God, Tina's looking incredible today.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.

John: Damn right.

by ahmedofahmedovs June 30, 2022

cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

by Olly J February 6, 2005