Cacasmeer

caca

Person 1: What is that on the walls?
Vera: I'm sorry I'm just lonely so I grabbed my poo out of the toilet and smeared it on the wall.
Person 1: Its alright Vera. Im kinda attracted to this.
Vera: Really? Thanks!
Person 1: Yeah.. Kiss me Vera
Vera and Person 1: Makes out and uses cacasmeer.

by ilovegaymilfs November 22, 2022

Carpet Carcass

the skeletal remains founder under shit in a hoarder's house.

Dude, Did you see hoarders last night? There were four carpet carcasses in that bitch's house, yo.

by Fish & Food Bowl August 13, 2011

Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

carcass

a dead body; my girlfriend during sex

"Get this fucking carcass out of my trunk!"

by Alexius November 6, 2003

carcass

Carcass are an English melodic death metal band from Liverpool. They formed in 1985 and disbanded a decade later. A reunion was enacted in 2008 without one of its original members, drummer Ken Owen.

Although widely regarded as pioneers of the grindcore genre, their early work was also tagged as "splatter death metal", "hardgore" and "goregrind" because of their gruesome album covers and lyrical content.

"Carcass kicks ass."

by Hearse Driver December 27, 2008

crackslam

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008

cracksmacker

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.

Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!

by j-diz January 6, 2008