crabiassness 

the act of being a total crabass

THERE'S NO CRABIASSNESS ALLOWED TONITE OR WE GO NOWHERE!! CAPISCE?

crabiassness by GBA May 18, 2021

craigasis

my guinea pig, sticks very bad.

ew craigasis smells

craigasis by graysontk9 October 27, 2021

crabtastrophe 

When a crab or another creature with claws pinches the tip of a male genitalia.

"OW shit! That crab just cased me a crabtastrophe!"

crabtastrophe by TTV_Creampie March 17, 2023

Crabgrass

Misspelling of “congrats”

Classmate: “Crabgrass on getting your degree”

Crabgrass by Puppeteer14 October 21, 2025