toast-coital 

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

toast-coital by bullterrier January 1, 2009

colitas

A marajuana bud (word used in hotel california)
NOT made up by the Eagles.

Warm smell of colitas rising up in the air

colitas by G-G-G-Geoff November 7, 2004

Covidagon

What a layperson would call a 19-sided polygon or 19-gon rather than an enneadecagon or enneakaidecagon.

A corona math question for geeks: “Show that the interior angle in a regular covidagon is 161¹/₁₉°.”

Covidagon by Fasters September 17, 2020

COVITCHNESS 

The state of having Covid-19 more than once.

Even Jane wore a mask everywhere, she contracted the virus twice. She is now known for her unlucky covitchness.

COVITCHNESS by worthy1097 January 15, 2022

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita 

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.

P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018

post coital fart 

The act of finally letting out flatulance after having sex in a monogamous relationship. Single people may find this act disgusting, but married folk consider it mildly flattering that their partner held their gas long enough to engage in intercourse. Married people know that gaseous discharges is a sure way to let their significant other know that they have zero interest in sex. Holding it in until after the sex act lets the spouse know that they were both horny and gassy.

I treated my wife to a romantic evening of flowers, dinner, and wine. I found out later she wasn't feeling very well, but she did her part. After we went at it like horny teenagers, she let out a huge post coital fart. All I could do was laugh.

post coital fart by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

post-coital flatulence by The Farterman August 27, 2011