The lol given in a text or IM in response to a message that's not funny, but requires a response to be courteous. Like the "courtesy laugh" in conversation.
by k samuel February 28, 2010
Get the courtesy LOL mug.An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.
For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
Cory: So who's on the invite list?
Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--
Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?
Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--
Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?
Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011
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After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.
Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.
Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.
by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008
Get the Courtesy Blow Job mug.A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
by have a few February 7, 2010
Get the Cortney mug.She is the girl that will change your life for the better, there wont be a day where you wont think about her and you will miss her when she isn't with you. She is super sexy, amazing, kind, talented, compassionate and can cheer you up by just smiling at you. She can get any guy she wants but will only choose the right one and stick with him to the end of their days. She is the coolest person you will ever meet and you will always feel comfortable around her. If you know a Courteney you are extremely lucky and should cherish her for no one could ever replace her. She is also amazing in bed.
"She makes me so happy.
Who?
Courteney, who else?"
"Teacher: Does anyone know a synonym for the word "Angel"?
Liam: Yes I know of one: Courteney"
"Courteney means everything to me."
"I want to marry a girl like that
Like who?
Like Courteney <3"
Who?
Courteney, who else?"
"Teacher: Does anyone know a synonym for the word "Angel"?
Liam: Yes I know of one: Courteney"
"Courteney means everything to me."
"I want to marry a girl like that
Like who?
Like Courteney <3"
by PyromaniacGhoul October 2, 2011
Get the Courteney mug.Before having intercourse, if your partner's vagina is a little to tight, you can take a light amount of saliva and lube the tip of your penis with it. This will allow easier and smoother insertion of the penis.
by Shocker40 July 2, 2011
Get the Courtesy Spit mug.The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.
Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.
(Screen blanks out)
Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.
(Screen blanks out)
Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.
by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008
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