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Hive Cocooning 

The act of Cocooning Multiple people, like an entire family. A Real REAL man can do this easily in one night, but frequent Cocoon only practicers may have difficulty Cocooning an entire family.

This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.
How to use 'Hive Cocooning':

(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."

(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."

Or, as an authentic story:

Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."

Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."

Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."
Hive Cocooning by \/olpe May 15, 2010
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Cocooning 

A sexual act similar to that of a Bukakke, except the victim is seated on a swiveling office chair, and spun around until he/she is completely wrapped in semen, similar to that of an Orb-Weaver Spider wrapping it’s victim in a cocoon of silk.
“He was unaware that being cocooned was part of the agency’s hiring process. This made him excited.”

“Hey! Grab your beer, grab a friend, and get in on this cocoon.”

“I asked him what helps his skin take on that glowing, dewy appearance.” He replied... “Cocooning.”
Cocooning by Rescue Dave March 12, 2018

cocooning 

Is like spooning, but when the little spoon is so small that they are totally wrapped and enveloped in their larger partners special hug that they appear to actually be in a cocoon.
She was so well covered in his flesh when spooning last night, she was actually cocooning.

Did you see that cute chick emerge from that hug?

That was not hugging, that was cocooning, and she was the butterfly.
cocooning by London Plank December 27, 2010

Cousining 

Cousining (kuhz-uhn-ing) Verb: The act of celebrating or demonstrating the prowess that one holds as being a "Cousin" or simply enjoying the environment of Cousinness.
Used in a sentence: "COUSINING! *Beers clinking*"
Cousining by MRob87 December 7, 2011

cooning it 

"wig he was cooning it just then!"
cooning it by john December 1, 2006
avoiding all contact with the outside world. Sitting in your bed watching David Dobrik and Todd fight over who gets to have children with Natalie. Also watching an overwhelming number of TikTok videos. Also looking like a rotten idiot sandwich.
Hey, wanna go to the mall today after school? No sorry, I'm coroning tonight.

cooning around 

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.