countridiot

An over the top country music fan.

Example:

Billy Bob: " I waited in line for 2 days for Luke Bryan tickets"

Billy Ray: "You are such a countridiot!"

by j to the jv November 20, 2013

card counting

A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.

Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.

by "Goats" March 29, 2005

Counting Spokes

The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.

One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!

by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010

counting worms

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.

*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.

by averagec15 November 25, 2017

19 kids and counting

an abnormal family who is a weird religion and wears ridiculous clothing and is about to have a 20th kid. all their names start with j which just makes it all the more confusing

19 kids and counting is a show for lazy losers.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

card counting

a life skill every good gambler should learn

card counting is how to beat those bastards at the casino who try to screw over the gamblers

by Just Sayin' May 30, 2006

contion

To feel tired; lack of enthusiasm.

I'm so contion today I'm still in my pajamas. Stop being contion I'm getting tied too.

by Heyheyxcx July 17, 2014