coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

coughlaned

To be conquered like everyone else in the friend group. Also a name for having fallen in love with a Coughlan. Is there anyone that hasn’t been caught up by the Coughlan?

*At party* “Oh Wayne? Yeah he’s in the garden being coughlaned”

by whoknowsguymac March 11, 2021

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

Coagulation

It is the state of a penis being stuck between being rock hard and being flaccid

BRO EVERYTIME I SEE MISS PENG MY PENIS GOES HARD BUT THEN ITS SOFT AS SOON AS I LEAVE ENGLISH, I THINK IM GOING THROUGH COAGULATION

by lilldicky69420 June 16, 2022

Coagulating Tent

The filming or cinema of coagulation. Usually a common Middle age’d man American hobby. The word is brought back to its Latin terms coagulation-content.

Example - “Bro did you see the new coagulating Tent on my space yesterday?!”

by BlackHammerClamBuster August 6, 2022

Coughland

The art of getting sexually penetrated whilst being suffocaded by sheer wight of a lazy lad who cant hang the plank for more than 18 seconds

Ugh hardly, got coughland last night, dreadful, swear to god

by FatPussy69Not58 October 8, 2022