Cough up

To give money to pay for something especially when you would prefer not to.

"Come on, you, cough up a buck you cheap bastard."
"Come on, cough up . It's your turn to pay."
"I had to cough up for the medical bills."

by magicianfromriga June 12, 2008

love cough

an abrupt exhale from one's mouth, done so with the intent to express love and affection.

Looking into your partner's eyes and instantly feeling the urge to love cough may be a sign he/she is the one.

by Love Master February 15, 2015

coughomatic

adj A word used to gauge the thickness or quality of a hand-rolled marijuana cigar (blunt). Usually pertaining to the amount of weed used in the blunt.

*cgh* *cgh* D@MN DUDE THIS BLUNT IS COUGHOMATIC!

by D@VEnDLMNT September 3, 2009

Bathroom Cough

The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.

"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."

"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."

by LutJ March 27, 2012

colon cough

Noisy Gassous discharge ...Loud Fart

He tried to be discreat, but the colon cough gave him away.

by Tdancer May 9, 2017

Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

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Yep, you broke it alright.

by Someone of non-imporance August 19, 2013