cotch back

to hang out and take it easy

do you ladies wanna come back to my house and cotch back?

by Ryan December 8, 2003

peter crouch

Bloody good footballer who is 6ft 6" and performs with some bloody good headers. Crouchy plays for Liverpool FC and England, and he's rather good.

Peter Crouch, what a legend.

by Raphael June 18, 2006

Barty Crouch Jr

A Barty Crouch Jr occurs during sex when you blast a fresh coat of jism on your partner's chin, close enough to the mouth, that your partner can lick it in such a way that resembles Barty Crouch Jr licking his lips in the Harry Potter series.

When jism landed on my girlfriend's chin, she Barty Crouch Jr 'd it off.

by Trailhobbit90 November 19, 2018

jump crouch

The act of jumping and systematically crouching almost instantaneously after, usually to reach a higher objective/platform then previously unattainable. It is also a common tactic used in most FPS games to dodge bullets in combat and make themselves harder to track. Though, it is impossible to perform in real life.

Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.

Dragonforce43 Jump crouched up onto that ledge

Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!

OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol

by CommandoDude February 7, 2008

CROUCH

A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

Is that a dogbed or your crouch?

by Kellibaby January 17, 2009

cotch

also a good place to sit.

"this is a damn good cotch.. someone bil up"

by ga December 17, 2003

crouch pheasant

a fuzzy feathery clit

i groped a crouch pheasant

by 445 April 23, 2009