Cotija

The BEST city in Michoacan. It's pretty small, but full of rich culture and friendly people. Home to the famous Cotija cheese. Most people go there in December to visit there family. There is a very popular tradition there called the "confetti" every Sunday night people (mostly teenagers) go to the plaza and walk around in circles throwing confetti at people they think are cute, sometimes guys will give girls roses and ask them to walk a lap around the Plaza with them. Most people there drive Motorcycles or Quads because of the small streets. Your most likely to find people from Cotija in California, Texas, and New York. It has a pretty crazy night life even though there is only a few discos/bars/clubs. The newest and most popular right now is El Baul. Many cute guys and girls there. At night a lot of guys pack into one car and blast music to creep on girls walking on the sidewalks. It's a small pueblo you wont forget. * Not a tourist attraction if you or your parents arent from here, dont come because your not welcome. We want to keep our small town small.

Are you going to Cotija this December?

Hell yeah, im going to Cotija! You know it!!

by So-Cal Cotixana (: March 6, 2011

Coleified

To trash a house/apartment/anything usually happens pretty quick without remorse for picking anything up.

Chuck: "Holy shit dude that party last night was off the chain."
Luke: "I know pimp that was a sweet time...only problem was that our house was totaly coleified."
Chuck: "Ya this is the worst mess i've ever seen."

by GEM master May 28, 2009

Cotin

Cute, hot, and smokin

"Oh Lae.c did you see that cotin of a guy over there?"
"Ya Mae.c HE was Smokin!'

by Mae.c & Lae.c May 27, 2015

Cottini test

A skill test used solely as an excuse to fire an employee.

Natalia took the Cottini Test and was fired out after that.

by Vipero September 25, 2020

No me la conteiner

Argentinian phrase generally used in conversations to exclaim surprise or disgust. It was created by the musician Martín Cenizen.

did u hear that Mirtha Legrand died?
No me la conteiner!

by Román Szwarcbart May 4, 2021

COTI

Acronym for Chuckle On The Inside. More acurate than Laughing Out Loud because seriously, who actually laughs out loud when you text people?

-lol man, that's hilarious!
-dont you mean coti?

by Aneko February 23, 2009

Jacob Cote

The sexiest beast muffincake alive;
He loves his black buddie ... Joe
And his best friend Juan

Jacob Cote is the sexiest beast muffincake alive and you should not be able to define him except for his friends Joe and Juan

by mrifresh55, hxckideskimo August 6, 2010