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The BEST city in Michoacan. It's pretty small, but full of rich culture and friendly people. Home to the famous Cotija cheese. Most people go there in December to visit there family. There is a very popular tradition there called the "confetti" every Sunday night people (mostly teenagers) go to the plaza and walk around in circles throwing confetti at people they think are cute, sometimes guys will give girls roses and ask them to walk a lap around the Plaza with them. Most people there drive Motorcycles or Quads because of the small streets. Your most likely to find people from Cotija in California, Texas, and New York. It has a pretty crazy night life even though there is only a few discos/bars/clubs. The newest and most popular right now is El Baul. Many cute guys and girls there. At night a lot of guys pack into one car and blast music to creep on girls walking on the sidewalks. It's a small pueblo you wont forget. * Not a tourist attraction if you or your parents arent from here, dont come because your not welcome. We want to keep our small town small.
Are you going to Cotija this December?

Hell yeah, im going to Cotija! You know it!!
Cotija by So-Cal Cotixana (: March 6, 2011
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Cotija Shotgun 

When your jaw smashing a respectable woman, and right before you shoot your pork queso all over her satisfied face, you whip around and rip a meaty authentic bararria fueled fart into the back of her eye sockets with the intent to give her cataracts. Immediately followed by that spicy white tube lube you’ve held in for the last 4 seconds, shooting it right into the deepest parts of her soul. Essentially, your horse glue sets up over top of your Pancho Villa fueled rage fart face, making her give you the stink eye like no other.
My wife wanted to spice things up, so after a full 5 course meal at the local barraria joint, I obliged her with a Cotija Shotgun to which gave her a 6th course of barreria magic. - Don Quixote
Cotija Shotgun by Tpostmalone July 14, 2022
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A bitch that’s always playing mad hard to get
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