Dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool

To take a dump.

my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.

by One eyed midget March 10, 2011

Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus

Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.

by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013

Cosmic Brownie

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth

Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.

by Cyruspeppercorn February 11, 2018

cosmic orgasm

kozz-mick ohr-gah-zum
noun

1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.

"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."

"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

cosmic afro

A feeling of swelling around your head during the intake of a large amount of weed. It's the feeling of having a giant afro surrounding your head, weighing you down (and even getting caught on things if you're completely wrecked).

I think my head's gonna explode. My cosmic afro's gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.

by m-t July 7, 2005

cosmironic

cos·mi·ron·ic
\kŏz'mĭ-rŏn'ĭk\
adjective

(a combination of cosmic and ironic)

1. Of or relating to the regions of the ironic universe distinct from the sincere Earth.

2. Of or relating to the regions of the sincere universe distinct from the ironic Earth.

3. Poignantly and infinitely or inconceivably contrary to what was expected or intended.

4. Inconceivably extended irony; vast irony.

5. Irony of fate.

--cos·mi·ro·ny \kŏz'mˈī-rə-nē also kŏz'mˈī(-ə)r-nē\ noun
(cosmic irony)

"It seems somehow cosmironic that I lost my cell phone, my laptop, AND my PDA within the same week."

"The cosmironic 'silver lining in every cloud' is nothing more than an optical illusion created by light refracting through airborne pollutants."

"Cruel cosmironic jokes played by God at our expense (Beethoven's loss of hearing, eg.)."

"Isn't it cosmironic? Don't cha think?"

by Pascalawag August 25, 2009

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019