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You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?
by TV CAR April 10, 2010
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Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
by Skilzz March 12, 2023
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Coran

A very gorgeous man.
Coran, Coran, the gorgeous man.
by AzliAdori June 28, 2018
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Corina

An awesome girl who has a great personality, and super cute. She is trill. She thinks bad of herself sometimes, even though she shouldn't because she is amazing. She is there when you need her and always optimistic when you need her. She always aims to get on peoples good side, and usually does. She is insecure when she shouldn't be because there is nothing she should be insecure about. Even if she makes mistakes, which she rarely does, she learns from them. She is everything you want in a friend and a girlfriend. She is forgiving, caring, and understanding. She works super hard and will try her best when it truly matters. She is someone who deserves more than what she is given and told. But even through all that she tries to live a happy life with her family and her friends.
Person 1: Who is that fine girl over there?

Person 2: Oh that's my girl, Corina
by PersianBoyGetsPaper June 20, 2013
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corn rage

The extreme feelings of animosity, fury, conniptions, rancor, and malevolence that a Nebraska Cornhusker fan gets whenever the Huskers lose particularly close game or match at the last second. Corn rage is also known to manifest itself at any Husker loss, bad plays, and in penalty calls.
I've been corn raging ever since Nebraska lost to Texas in the Big XII championship game on a last second field goal.

Coach Bo Pelini is well known for his sideline displays of corn rage.
by meathook187 December 6, 2012
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Corbyn

Corbyn is a very funny guy. He is a very nice friend and very talented. He is also a part of a band called Why Don't We along with Daniel, Jonah, Jack, and Zach. He is an amazing singer. If you are friends with a Corbyn you are very lucky. Keep him around he might surprise you
OMG I'm meeting Corbyn today! AHH
by hdogsickel October 20, 2017
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Corbyn

He's such a corbyn.
by why dont we👌 December 2, 2017
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