rod of correction

A penis, the male sexual organ.

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction

by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

immaculate correction

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.

I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.

by stella twist October 26, 2013

Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.

Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!

by Hankscolts November 27, 2011

correctomundo

Derived from J. Clarkson's quote "Correctomundo - a word I have never used before and never intend to use again"
Meaning "totally correct, well done matey"

"bears relieve themselves in tree rich environments"
Response; "correctomundo!"

by Reubs July 2, 2006

correctitude

Noun

Used sarcastically to express that something is incorrect.

"Door don't open" is a fine example of grammatical correctude.

by SteveT January 19, 2005

Self-Correcting

*adj*; the tendency of some systems to return to normal conditions after a disruption. For example, a spinning gyroscope will return to its original inclination if you push it away. The term is usually applied to theories about how the economy works.

Economists traditionally describe market economies as self-correcting. However, when depressions or recessions strike, they are usually obligated to help the process along.

by Abu Yahya March 23, 2009

Need Correction 💢💢

A word used by Lolicons when a loli is "in need of correction" (usually meaning "corrective rape").
Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.

Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
Need Correction 💢💢!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!

by Lé Hönque October 20, 2023