coronavirus

a virus that started from china, and is a serious problem that crashed the economy

person 1: oh no, i got the coronavirus
person 2: oh no

by kyrian247 April 13, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that attracts people to eat so much that it makes them shit their guts out people who are infected with the coronavirus will shit so much that they use up at least One Hundred rolls of Toilet paper an hour. Please dont get infected it will cost you a shit ton of money

Man 1 He/She is shitting so much!

Man 2 Its the year of the coronavirus

by Bart Thomson April 11, 2020

Coronavirus

Some fuck ass virus thats thought it would be funny to fuck up our whole summer.

Jamal: Yo wys the jam's next week, special dj's, BYOB tho, fly trust is gonna be live, females free so bring ur gyal.
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".

by somrandomname123 May 3, 2020

coronavirus

a fucking virus that started in china on december 2019 that has a death rate of 2-5% and around 150m infections
also known as sars cov 2.

My father died from coronavirus.

by fordashy is gay June 11, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that makes people watch Contagion, a movie from 2011

John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.

by IThinkMyEmailWasHacked March 27, 2020

The Coronavirus

A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)

While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that

by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020

coronavirus

A virus that infects the entire world. Started in China. How it was started is unknown.

The U.S. is the current leader in coronavirus cases.

by CanPenguinsFly March 28, 2020