Coronavirus

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS

by gracie1030 March 14, 2020

Corona Navidad

A birthday that is during the corona quarantine.

Poor Jeff. He’s all alone on his Corona Navidad.

by Swiffer Wet Jet March 30, 2020

coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.

Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.

by CheeseySauce March 19, 2020

Coronascam

A governmental or banking fraud using a viral decease to undermine the sociopolitical structure of society in order to control the population while an illegal monetary fraud is carried out in order for a select few to gain financially and test societies weakness.

Do you remember the Coronascam of 2020?

by The Roaring Forties March 1, 2020

Coronie

Coronie is a term that is typically used to describe a fellow worker of the same yard/report location that drives a bus. They are usually miserable because they get paid less compared to other transit agencies in the vicinity. When they are off duty and see any bus, they get very excited and go out of their way to tell their buddies who are in the car about the presence of a coronie.

Whilst on the 70th lap of the Line 22 Hotel for the homeless, the driver spots a fellow worker driving in the opposite direction... "there goes my coronie".

by a transit authority August 3, 2008

Coronabro

A person who cheers on its bro the coronavirus so people have to stay locked down and miserable just like the person.

Come to Buffalo Wild Wings with us, stop being a coronabro.

by Endurance Captain February 26, 2021

Coronize

Coronize: (verb) /ˈkɒrənʌɪz/

An infected individual with COVID 19 who willingly and intentionally spreads the virus to the community by contaminating public facilities such as, shopping carts, elevators, ATMs, door handles and etc.

Dude, Look at that man! He's probably trying to coronize that shopping cart!

by A.M.M.S March 23, 2020