When you eat so much corn, your shit looks like a ripe cob of corn. Also explains why the Nebraska Cornhuskers are so bad
by Yung Chobani March 9, 2016
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by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
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"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."
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" I rest my case."
by Emperor Zoltan the great December 16, 2008
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It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!
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Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!
by Member Berry December 17, 2024
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“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”
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