Cooked

When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.

Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"

by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017

cook

To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.

"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

by anarcissie May 17, 2008

Cooking

A quick and easy way to burn your house down and cause mass death to your nabours

"I tried cooking ,never again"

by Dragonbattle06 January 31, 2020

Cooked

Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016

cook

1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone

i just cooked that girl over there last night.

by 001011Gull65444K0 January 19, 2008

Cooke

To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands

Wow, you really “Cooke” that game last week against the Kneelands

by The best at monopoly April 16, 2021

Cooked

Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.

by Atheon February 22, 2019