Coogle

"Coogle", "coogled" or "coogling" is an automotive service adviser term. The simplest definition is convincing the customer that they want to spend all available finds on the repair or maintenance to their vehicle.

The deeper your voice the more seductive it becomes. Little old ladies tend to find the deep voice of a male service advisers irresistible, and will frequently hold their pocket books open and close their eyes waiting to be serviced.

"I went in for an oil change and ended up getting new ball joints, an new air filter, and fuel injector service... I think I was Coogled..."

"The customer came in for two new tires; and I offered to take care of some needed maintenance. At first she was a bit hesitant at first, so I spoke deeply and softly to her... made the sale."

by Mongst December 16, 2012

coogee bay ice cream

shit, turd, poo, to take a shit. Named after the Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney, Australia where a customer was serve a complimentary ice cream containing human faeces after making a complaint about where they were seated.

Person 1: Hey man, you got a minute? i need to ask you a question.

Person 2: Hang 5 dude, i gotta grab a Coogee Bay ice cream
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Whats that smell? Smells like a Coogee Bay ice cream

by steve biko March 12, 2009

cooger

A old lady prostitute.

Old man : 8:00 Tonight okay?
Old lady : Okay.
Little kid : shes such a cooger.

by Shrubs February 2, 2009

Cooged it

(Verb) When a team snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Derived from the Washington State Cougars knack for consistently losing games in crazy last minute situations. Used universally regardless of what team does it.

"Can you believe how Oregon lost yet another Rose Bowl?"
"Lol! They freakin cooged it!"

by Whiskey Bob March 12, 2010

Cooganism

Irish history written from an Irish Republican perspective, i.e. in the style of the Irish historian and journalist, Tim Pat Coogan.

Historians often write from a particular perspective ; Cooganism is Irish history written from an Irish Republican perspective, as is typical of the writings of Tim Pat Coogan.

by A.Byrne December 24, 2009

Coogsey

A group of society in the school playground.

There is a coogsey of emos over there.

by grimnarf November 1, 2009

coogasm

An intense craving for a cookie. When this craving is fulfilled, a strange faarp is released.

Person 1: That is one scrumcious-looking cookie.
Person 2: True dat. I think I just had a coogasm.
Person 1: Dude. Me too.
Person 2: Faarp
Person 1: Faarp

by CookieLuvr629 September 1, 2013