contrivium

all those crazy science fiction materials with bizarre properties used to explain how the space travel gets around the laws of science.
contrivium is infinitely strong, lightweight, a room temperature superconductor, heatproof, and constantly emits high energy B.S. particles that can be used as a source of almost limitless energy.

engineer: "oh no! an engineering problem! what will we do?"

other engineer: "just build it out of contrivium!"

engineer: "oh yeah I forgot about that!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

air condrizzle

noun. The water that falls on you from a window unit air conditioner.

I thought it was starting to rain, but looked up and realized it was actually air condrizzle. Gross.

by tznyc January 25, 2014

Sun Conure

Loud ass bird that wont shut up.

They also like oranges

"My neighbor has a sun conure, thats why i cant sleep"

by conures February 20, 2020

contrilly

Pat And Neils counter to a statement made by another, also known as contrary with L's

On the contrilly teacher, i think that world war 2 was done did till it was done did

by Da Surgical Man February 12, 2004

Green Cheek Conure

A green cheek conure is a small parrot of the family conure. they have long red tails, yellow bellies with red splotches and, of course, green cheeks. they are very energetic, and if you train them not to bite you, they will be very docile. you must play with them for at least 20 minutes a day. they are highly allergic to avocado, and if they eat it, they could die.

"Dude, what's that big red scratch on your face?"
"That was my new green cheek conure."
"You know you have to train them, right?"
"Oh..."

by AiraSkye August 20, 2011

Katie Couric

A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.

Katie Couric sucks ass.

by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010

ecumenically contrived

A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.

If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?

by YAWA May 4, 2018