Emotional Constipation

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.

1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.

by cunninleongus February 15, 2010

Constipation

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

by jay420 August 25, 2005

constipation

When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea

constipation is not your friend =(

by not gir October 9, 2006

Mobile Construction Vehicle

n. Mobile Construction Vehicle (MCV)

Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.

Quick, Deploy your MCV

by Extreme June 19, 2004

word constipation

When a word or group of words is on the tip of your tongue, but you can't get them out.

Kyle: "Why aren't you talking?"
B.J.: "I'm suffering from a little bit of word constipation."

Kyle: "You still haven't said anything."
B.J.: "I'm word constipated, damnit!"

by bj and kk December 9, 2007

constipation hangover

When you still can't take a quality dump days after a heavy night of drinking.

...on a side note, your boy hasn't dropped a deuce since that Jack fucked me up on Sunday. This fucking constipation hangover is no joke at this point...

by LeDeau September 27, 2017

conflict constipation

Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.

Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!

Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!

by joebob13 October 14, 2012