upside-down constantine

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

"Casper came over to my house, and we were so drunk, that I decided to let him give me an upside-down constantine. Man, I still can't think straight!"

by Eleni-Face January 4, 2008

Constantinople

Was Greek, is Greek, and will always be Greek.

Constantinople is the eternal Capital of Greece.

I'm going to Constantinople, to greek Constantinople that is.

by Sherman February 9, 2005

constantinescu

The surname of the biggest bigmen out there.

Did you see that constantinescu, he's so big.

by fax69420imstraight March 7, 2022

constantine maroulis

The frontman of the band Pray for the Soul of Betty. Kohb Records rescued him from American Idol obscurity.

Isn't it wonderful that Constantine Maroulis got signed to Kohb and will now be producing records for hopefully a long time?

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!

why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.

by asshole January 21, 2004

Constantin

A term used to describe a depleted supply of Marijuana. Short for "Constantinople", the former name of the city Istanbul in Turkey, which is no longer in use. ***(Background: In 1453, Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II conquered the city and made it the capital of the Ottoman Empire. Now under new rule, the metropolis was dubbed "Istanbul" from the Greek phrase "eis ten polin," which meant "in the city." The name of the city wasn't officially changed until 1930, and Westerners continued to refer to it as Constantinople on maps and in speech into the '60s.)***

You could also substitute with abbreviations: "connie" or "con".

"Man - that bowl is Constantin - pack another!!!"

by Marc(O) September 21, 2005

Constantinople

The last valiant stronghold of Constantine's Holy Roman Empire. Was breached by the Ottoman Forces of Muhammad the Conqueror using artillery designed by Christian Engineers.

If Constantine agreed to purchase the designs for the siege cannons instead of turning them away, the Turks could never have captured Constantinople.

by Darius The Great January 5, 2004