Horny Little Conquistador

A southerner who dates girls simply to get some, basically a conquest for sex

Jeremy Rawls is a Horny Little Conquistador!!!!

by LeeAnn May 28, 2003

vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.

Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009

conquistador

n. someone that takes the literal meaning of words, subject, or concept and tries to apply logic which essentially ruins the original intent (often fun and playful)

Rod: That definition makes no sense, what does a conquistador have to do with Asian women? The Spanish never conquered Asia - maybe the Philippines but that was it...
Tiff: OMG, you are the conquistador - stop over analyzing and take it for what it is, its urbandictionary jeez.

by urbaniam November 30, 2011

conquistador

n. Caucasian man that dates asian women.

John: I hear Bob is getting a mail-order bride...
Steve: Yeah man, that guy's a total conquistador.

by Will Z June 1, 2007

ConFusted

Confused and fustrated.

Trying to figure out chinese math has me confusted.

by Fatal Puppy October 11, 2009

El Conquistador

When you are masterbating on the bidet and you switch the water from warm to ice cold at the moment of climax

Adam may be on his bachelor party but no woman could compare to El Conquistador

by Jeremy is the guy May 7, 2022

Copper pipe conquistador

Scrapping with a focus on copper pipe.

He broke into all eight vacant houses in the neighborhood. He stole all the copper pipe. His lust for copper is insatiable, he is a copper pipe conquistador.

by CMBS6 January 12, 2008