When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.
" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."
Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....
by DaynaS May 28, 2008
Get the ATM confessional mug.Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.
Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?
Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.
Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.
Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
by Roachey15 August 1, 2009
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When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015
Get the Forced Confession mug.One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.
Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.
by KingTee410 March 18, 2005
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Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.
Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.
by Douglas Young December 29, 2007
Get the concessionist mug.A hole that one digs in the snow, in order to sit down in it and confess one's deepest secrets. A practice that is common in eastern parts of Norway.
John just dug a confession pit. He told me he likes fat chicks.
Mike just dug a confession pit and told me that he regularly preforms intercontinential necrobeastiality.
Mike just dug a confession pit and told me that he regularly preforms intercontinential necrobeastiality.
by John Bucake December 7, 2011
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